RELIGIOUS JOKES

JOKE NO 1 : SATAN VISITS CHURCH

One bright, beautiful

Sunday morning,

everyone in tiny

Jonestown wakes up

early and goes to their

local church. Before the

service starts, the

townspeople sit in their

pews and talk about

their lives and their

families.

Suddenly, at the altar,

Satan appears!!

Everyone starts

screaming and running

for the front entrance,

trampling each other in

their determined efforts

to get away from Evil

Incarnate. Soon,

everyone is evacuated

from the church except

for one man, who sit

calmly in his pew,

seemingly oblivious to

the fact that God's

ultimate enemy is in his

presence. This confuses

Satan a bit. Satan walks

up to the man and says,

"Hey, don't you know

who I am?" The man

says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't

you afraid of me?" The

man says, "Nope, sure

ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says,

"And why aren't you

afraid of me?" The man

says, "Well, I've been

married to your sister

for 25 years."